Detroit City Council President Pro Temp Monica Conyers will likely be under federal indictment soon. Quite frankly, I'm looking forward to this. This matter has been dragged out in the news media for way too long.
In the meantime, The Wonkette has already picked up this story - complete with their own delightful commentary.
Wonkette : Hilarious Monica Conyers Could Be Indicted Today, DEMANDS People Pray For Her